People stare at me only for good reasons -- like my magnetic attractiveness.
Music by Podington Bear (song: "Sunspots").
People stare at me only for good reasons -- like my magnetic attractiveness.
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If you name your paint product "KILZ," you really can't afford to make potentially creepy ads. Elsewise, would-be comedians will try to wipe the walls with you.
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What happens when Mother's Day and International Migratory Bird Day fall on the same day? Bad things.
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AT&T recently announced plans to buy up 1.5 million Alltel users in 19 states - including my own Wyoming. My question: what's the point?
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Sorry guys, but I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
The co-writer of the Rick Astley classic, "Never Gonna Give You Up," called a press conference today to complain that he hasn't gotten richer lately.
Thanks to a bizarre online meme called "Rickrolling,"Astley's 1987 music video has become a smash Internet sensation, being viewed some 154 million times on YouTube. For all that exposure, however, Waterman received only $16 in YouTube ad revenue.
I'll admit it: that sucks. But Waterman's hyperbolic whining is pompous and pathetic.
"Panorama did a documentary on the exploitation of foreign workers in Dubai," he told reporters. "I feel like one of those workers, because I earned less for a year's work off Google or YouTube than they did off the Bahrain government."
Wow.
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There are things you just can't do at a Chinese restaurant - like carelessly label food items that contain the word "cat." It's a scientific fact that in every Asian eatery there is always at least one wiseacre just waiting for an excuse to tell a joke about pet-eating.
So when I ran across this sign at my local Chinese buffet a couple weeks back, I had to ask: why, as an entrepreneur, would you open yourself up for criticism with an unnecessary hyphen?
And for the record, the underlines don't help.
Even as a regular customer, I have to say the sign was enough to give me paws.
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Some photoshop doodling.
Some context. The rest of the context would be the unsolicited emails indirectly from True that have flooded various inboxes of mine over the years.
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